Is It So Wrong…
…that my favorite shoe salesman at Neiman’s is higher on my speed dial than my best friend?
…that I know the full history of Britney and Kevin’s courtship better that that of my parents? (Actually, yes. But that’s because my parents didn’t have a reality TV show.)
…that I promised my first born to the keeper of the Birkin bag waiting list at Hermes?
…that I am already consulting the laws on personal bankruptcy in anticipation of the day that my name finally rises to the top of said list?
…that I bought a chunky bead necklace because I saw Mary-Kate Olsen wearing one? (Yes! I can’t believe I admitted that.)
…that I could tell the Olsens apart even before Mary-Kate went brunette?
…that I have five pairs of green shoes because I keep forgetting that I already have something to match my favorite skirt?
…that my doorman thinks I must be doing something illegal because of the number of packages I get in the mail?
…that my photographic memory only extends to the inventory of Saks and Neiman’s?
…that the amount of money I’ve spent on clothes and shoes this year exceeds… Oh, God, don’t make me say it. Don’t make me calculate. I think I’m going to cry…
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