i think the search for the gay among the straight would be something i would love to gorge popcorn and soda over. of course, it would be a lot of fun if they throw someone in there who acts stereotypicall gay, but is actually straight, married, and has 4 children. wait - i think i’m describing an uncle *shuts mouth*

i’ve decided that in order to come out the real winner out of all this tv garbage we are inundated with, it would probably be best to create a website, where, you can bet on your winning “horse/chicken” - whatever they call it in your country. think how much more exciting the watercooler chats would be the next day …

viewer1: “I got my $50 riding on the chick with the manolos.”
viewer2: “No way, my $100 is on the gal who is sporting the size 11 glitter stripper pumps.”
viewer3: “Whoa! I thought that was a man!”

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eh - reality’s all jumbled up.