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Reality Bites

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Random thoughts on reality shows I’d like to see. (And if I ever do, I’m gonna want royalties!)

  • Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Courtney Love, and Bobbi Kristina Brown, daughter of Whitney Houston, share an apartment — and a therapist — in The Simple @!&#% Life 4. The twist: Their moms hit the road together… and are never seen again.
  • Playing It Straight II: A female contestant tries to figure out which of the group of male fashionistas are straight and which are gay. The twist: She’s looking for the gay boyfriend among the mere metrosexuals.
  • Nicole Richie, Victoria Beckham, Lindsay Lohan and Mary-Kate Olsen fight to the death in The Biggest Loser, the celebrity season. The twist: The entire show takes place in a banquette at Marquee.
  • Survivor: Conde Nast. In which fresh-faced Seven Sisters grads try to survive on $18,000 a year in New York City and face challenges such as the Starbucks run, the Stiletto Steeplechase and the dastardly Guess Which Editor Gets the Last Chanel Sample Sale Invitation mindbender. The twist: With no grubworms or stale rice in sight, they settle for a diet of Red Bull and cigarettes.
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    • One Response to “Reality Bites”

    1. mariaclara
      June 27th, 2005 08:21
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      *cracks up* funny stuff -
      ah reality tv - gotta love the predictability of them all.

      i think the search for the gay among the straight would be something i would love to gorge popcorn and soda over. of course, it would be a lot of fun if they throw someone in there who acts stereotypicall gay, but is actually straight, married, and has 4 children. wait - i think i’m describing an uncle *shuts mouth*

      i’ve decided that in order to come out the real winner out of all this tv garbage we are inundated with, it would probably be best to create a website, where, you can bet on your winning “horse/chicken” - whatever they call it in your country. think how much more exciting the watercooler chats would be the next day …

      viewer1: “I got my $50 riding on the chick with the manolos.”
      viewer2: “No way, my $100 is on the gal who is sporting the size 11 glitter stripper pumps.”
      viewer3: “Whoa! I thought that was a man!”

      tan tan tan

      eh - reality’s all jumbled up.

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