Man Overboard
Have you ever wished that your significant other dressed more fashionably, had more personal style and better grooming, wouldn’t mind — nay, would actually enjoy — shopping with you?
In other words, did you ever wish you had a gay boyfriend?
I mean, not the kind who might break your heart by leaving you for Brad Pitt (though who could blame him?) — not a boyfriend who’s living on the Down Low. I don’t know about you, but as much as I complain about guys who don’t appreciate the finer points of fashion (i.e. all that I do to make myself look good for… well, not really him, but for other women who notice these things. Which is my point exactly!), I don’t really want to be romantically involved with a guy who would need more closet space than I do. That would be wrong. Some women don’t like guys who weigh less than they do; I don’t like guys who accessorize more than I do.
What I really mean is it would be great to have a gay guy who’s your platonic boyfriend — someone with whom you can while away your Sunday mornings reading the Times, plan your fall wardrobes, wake up early to hit the sales, talk about boys… And though he may be just as catty as a female BFF, he won’t likely be competing for the same guys. See the beauty of this?
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