Burnt Sienna
Okay, so who isn’t talking about Jude and Sienna and the Nanny? I gotta say, I always thought he was too pretty for his own good. Can’t trust a man who wears ascots, either. But that’s another story.
Meanwhile, it’s amazing what public humiliation can do for your figure. Sienna’s probably dropped to a size -2 since the news came out… and just think of all the sympathy clothes she’s probably getting from her good pal Matthew Williamson. (Sidetracking for one self-absorbed moment, I must confess that ever since I saw a photo of Sienna wearing that yellow signature-flower-power-print Missoni poncho from the fall ‘04 collection, maybe a week after the show last spring, I have harbored many evil thoughts about her. Oh well, I ended up buying a jacket in that print, in pink, so I felt better — a good six months later! But I digress from my digression. Bottom line, it’s just not fair, not being a muse. Anyone in the market for a muse? Anyone? Will work for samples…)
But back to the point. So thanks to some pretty bad stuff happening, our girl is set for life in terms of her designer wardrobe, and like Nicole Kidman (post-dumped-by-Tom) before her, she will probably find that her career has no bounds. Pencil her in for an Oscar in 2007! Ummm… on second thought, did you ever see her in Keen Eddie? Okay, so at least she’ll have the clothes. And maybe she’ll start dating Steve Bing next. (Someone please explain his appeal to me… aside from that whole billionaire thing.)
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